attn tim burton please don’t make any more vampire movies
and actually please don’t make any more movies at all they haven’t been good in like a decade
Don’t wear this.
i will remember to buy this if i ever want to lose all my friends and my family’s respect
Probably worse than “ASK AND I MAY RAISE A TAIL - YES I’M A GAY FURRY!”
definitely worse
1. Some nerd who clearly spends all his time on Reddit and 4chan starts killing people just to get a chance at nailing some girl who’s using him for cash.
2. A handful of heroes you see every game fight on the exact same map with the exact same items.
You walk around for fucking hours and have to read books and shit to even understand what’s going on. People talk to you in god damn moonrunes and expect you to understand what they want, and then send you off into the wilderness for some garbage that’s supposed to be important. But all that happens is you get swarmed by pterodactyls. You stumble around doing meaningless tasks for Lord of the Rings characters and you don’t even get EXP for finishing quests. This creepy gay pervert with ornate china on his face talks to you in your sleep. When you finally get to beat the shit out of him it takes forever just to find the asshole; when you do you discover he sounds like an unshaven basement-dweller with Cheetos stuck in his mangy neck hair.
you own a farm
you’re a detective and everyone you know dies and also you jump around and shoot people in slow motion and there’s GRITTY VOICEOVERS
it’s the 60s and you run around in a jungle and eat a lot of dead animals you don’t cook
